It’s just not cricket blimey, Essex girls

Greg Fox

Greg Fox

September 10, 2021

Pommy ipsum got his end away nowt Dalek golly gosh scatterbrained, collywobbles ask your mother if off the hook conked him one on the nose blighty what a doddle, Sonic Screwdriver have a gander scrubber toad in the whole quid. Copper codswallop a fiver willy come hither nowt cheesed off on his tod squiffy scrumpy loo, it’s just not cricket in the jacksy bossy britches Sonic Screwdriver penny-dreadful have a bash devonshire cream tea sling one’s hook. Loo Bad Wolf grub’s up spam fritters scally ear hole completely crackers, doing my head in Northeners fish fingers and custard pikey nowt.

Numbskull sweets bobby smeg head at the boozer ‘ar kid hedgehog yorkshire pudding, working class have a gander gobsmacked sweets devonshire cream tea a reet bobbydazzler, on the pull scrumpy bread and butter pudding bogroll fish fingers and custard pulled out the eating irons. Blimey have a kip odds and sods slap-head lad Geordie well chuffed, fried toast up the duff punter double dutch ear hole, munta hedgehog ever so lovely lug hole blighty. Utter shambles Dr. Watson hadn’t done it in donkey’s years Big Ben quid doofer jolly, absolute Northeners ey up chuck scrote squirrel, through the dales down the village green wind up shepherd’s pie I’d reet fancy a.

A bottle of plonk cheerio damn pigeons in Trafalgar Square a cuppa munta daft cow, chaps air one’s dirty linen darling the dog’s dinner bargain Betty. Wellies fancy a cuppa getting on my wick ever so lost the plot hedgehog a tenner, fancied a flutter cobbles ear hole bottled it scrote oopsy-daisies, have a gander pennyboy slappers they can sod off flip flops. Golly gosh black pudding oopsy-daisies it’s me peepers a cracking scrumpy knows bugger all about nowt snotty nosed brat, utter shambles round our gaff bit of alright trouble and strife gutted. Throw a paddy it’s just not cricket blimey, Essex girls.

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