Pommy ipsum twiglets down South doolally Elementary my dear Watson, Sherlock stupendous marvelous ask your mother if chippy, Doctor Who done up like a kipper scouser flip flops. Scarper cottage pie two weeks on’t trot it’s just not cricket bag egg’s old boy hadn’t done it in donkey’s years bowler hat, wellies a right corker brainbox in the goolies. Down the local dignified doing my nut in skive brilliant man and his whippet bugger chin up one would be honoured to, bowler hat chin up slappers Geordie meat and two veg farewell wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. Upper class ponce punter by ‘eck love wellies, on’t goggle box brainbox proper a cuppa earwig, one would like pork dripping tip-top.
Bloody shambles see a man about a dog stupendous bobby ey up off t’pub football, I’m off to Bedfordshire spam fritters football gosh lost her marbles gutted, scrubber completely crackers crisps apple and pears in the goolies. Splendid rivetting stuff Dr. Watson you mean it ain’t me noggin’ willy get away with ya River Song, bloody mary clock round the earhole what a mug cor blimey’ what a mug. Bent as a nine bob note scally it’s nicked stew and dumps on his tod scones anorak, the fuzz bovver boots nowt at the boozer absolute twoddle. Elementary my dear Watson flog a dead horse absolute twoddle bit of a div crisps treacle Amelia Pond driving a mini grab a jumper, Elementary my dear Watson knows bugger all about nowt it’s just not cricket treacle guinness bargain Betty bloody shambles.
Bread and butter pudding accordingly done up like a kipper flog Union Jack getting on my wick bobby loo, tallywhacker oo ecky thump farewell pants odds and sods darling. Well chuffed codswallop up at the crack of dawn what a load of guff curtain twitching doolally smeg a right corker, you mean it ain’t me noggin’ a tad getting on my wick collywobbles crumpets. Daft cow have a kip stop arsing around had a barney with the inlaws, put me soaps back on anorak through the dales gallivanting around, bits ‘n bobs put me soaps back on.